All those fond memories of waiting in a queue. Perhaps a queue for a theme park ride. Maybe a signing by your favourite celebrity? Even a free taco at Guzman Y Gomez! All those fond memories and yet it’s not every day we have the privilege to wait in a queue, to anticipate the treasure at the end of the rainbow.
Alas, Ticketek Marketplace will solve all your line-waiting urges. Not only are you able to wait in ridiculously long online queues but can do so without the prospect of getting the aforementioned treasure at the end of the rainbow! Instead, Ticketek offers the opportunity to queue, yielding zero available tickets at the end of the queue! Even better, they provide a false glimmer of hope in stating that tickets are available when in reality, they were bought half an hour ago – and they’ll stay on your screen for half an hour to come!
Ticketek truly innovates in the realm of infinite queuing – the possibilities are endless. With Powerball-esque odds of acquiring tickets, there truly are no limits to how long you queue for.
Who even wants to see Taylor Swift anyways? One of the most overrated artists of all time! I’m not mad I didn’t get tickets; I love queuing! I can’t wait for more!
