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We Are

The Student Media Site of William Clarke College

We Are

The Student Media Site of William Clarke College

We Are

Mass Elf Layoffs Ahead of Christmas

Mass Elf Layoffs Ahead of Christmas

Willy C (Year 0) November 28, 2023

“I don’t know what he was thinking – over a billion toys for next to nothing? Not in this economy that’s for sure!” In an exclusive interview with a disgruntled Elf, The Ibis has gained lucrative...

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NESA To Phase Out Students By 2029

James H (Year 11), Editor In Chief November 14, 2023

Just this morning, the Head of the NSW Education Standards Authority (NESA), Peter Shergold, announced that extensive research data had successfully been gathered to determine the underlying cause for...

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Morbius: One Of The Movies Of All Time

Ellis K (Year 11) November 7, 2023

The living vampire finally makes his cinematic debut in this film, and it’s wonderfully stunning. It’s tough to truly know where to begin in unpacking such a picture, but it’s not remised to say...

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The Ibis Division: We Are’s Finest

James H (Year 11), Editor In Chief November 1, 2023

Modern technology has long starved us of high quality journalism.  That stops today, with the induction of We Are's newest division, committed to the preservation of a high standard of journalism:...

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Mercedes Announce Removal Of Blinkers In 2024 Models

James H (Year 11), Editor In Chief October 31, 2023

"I've seen those orange things flashing before - couldn't tell ya what they mean though."   Luxury car enthusiasts were left in bliss this morning when high-end car manufacturer Mercedes-Benz...

Tim Tams - Part 3 - Finale

Tim Tams – Part 3 – Finale

James H (Year 11), Editor In Chief September 13, 2023

    Like a moth drawn to the flame, a trilogy to its end. The upper echelons of literary works have yet to be paralleled to such an eloquent, timeless classic as the We Are Cooking:...

Tim Tams - Part 2

Tim Tams – Part 2

James H (Year 11), Editor In Chief August 29, 2023

Today is the day you’ve been waiting for.   Over the past week, I’ve observed an ever-present buzz across the College campus. Whispers, rumours, giggles, and bursts of excitement in...

Tim Tams

Tim Tams

James H (Year 11), Editor In Chief August 22, 2023

Tim Tams – Part 1 Due to the extraordinary nature of this article, it will be split into two parts. Come back next week for part 2. Tim Tams – a staple of iconic Australian food. Some...

Microwave Butter Chicken

Microwave Butter Chicken

Willy C (Year 0) August 15, 2023

Another week, another apology. Last week I made the mistake of posting my recipe on “2-minute noodles”. While I thought this would be an appropriate recipe for all audiences, I was sorely mistaken...

2 Minute Noodles

2 Minute Noodles

Willy C (Year 0), Chief Contributor August 8, 2023

It’s that time again – the recipe of the week.   First and foremost, an apology for last week’s recipe of Vegemite on toast, having received several complaints from the wider College...

Vegemite Toast

Vegemite Toast

Willy C (Year 0), Chief Contributor August 1, 2023

  It’s as simple as it gets!   If you’re someone like me, you might’ve had a gander across the We Are recipes and been not bothered or motivated by any means to make any of them. I...

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